HAIL MAYS!

"'BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!' - Billy Mays"

Summary
HAIL MAYS! is the cult lead by LORD OXYGEN!!. It followed a nonsensical doctrine that stated one needed to consume large quantities of Oxiclean in order to "ascend," making sure to do so "with your friends." Drinking Oxiclean is quite lethal, so this was essentially a ritualistic mass suicide cult.

History
Not much is known about the cult before its leader's involvement in the Congregation. Even then, the cult itself did not do much of note on its own, besides all of its members following through with its doctrine to help summon BILLY DEMONAYS.